Monday, January 30, 2006

Google It You Moron

I approached my boss with some technical problem, expecting some answer. He barked, "GOOGLE IT YOU MORON". I didnt got the answer still I asked shylessly, "Whats the meaning of moron?". Again he screamed, "Google it you moron?". I returned to my desk and first googled the meaning of moron.. Idiot.

Somewhat frustrated I left office to watch a movie. The first half was good, but there were surprises for me in the second half.

The hero was asking heroine, "Darl, Do you love me?", A minute of silence and then the heroine replied, "Google it you moron". Because this new gen heroine writes a blog and she also posts about her love afair.

I thought people have got answer for all questions, just say, "Google it you moron".

The angry young hero went to his home, and asked his mother, "Maa, saari duniya mujhe najayaz kahati hai, Batao kaun hai mera baap?". The modern maa with tears in her eyes replied, "Google it you moron, you will definately get his name."

Now I started to hate google, and left the movie hall. All time on my way to home I was thinking, and wondering. Cant I ask simple questions to anyone now? Do I have to search google for everthing I want to know?

I was talking insanely with myself, I was near to my home, standing at crossroads I forgot which road goes to my home, I asked a man standing nearby, "Which road leads to Highway Signal?", The man replied, "Google it you moron, you will get this information on wesite of Municipal Corporation."

Now I cant hear google's name anymore, I was screaming on the road, "Goooooogle eeeeeeeet uuuuuuuuuuuu moooorooooooooooooooooon"

You must be thinking Is this guy mad?, Well the answer is simple. "Google it you moron". You might find my name in on some mental hospital's website.


Anu Sharma said...

right...quite a good and sharp depiction of goole world...but c here is a plus point one can always googling if he forgets ur blog url? right? so for that reason dont curse google...please dont do that moron how can u imagin the life of we tech ppl without this google god!

Jyoti said...

Dude, u know what?
I thought of asking you a question but the fear immediately rose into my mind of being called, A MORON who needs to be taught GOOGLING IT ;-)

Anonymous said...

very soon google will become an indispensible part of our lives, whether you like it or not (Just like Windows). Just as M'soft ceo said, "When I read newspapers, I find that Google can do everything other than finding cure on cancer."

Anonymous said...

ur question:Cant I ask simple questions to anyone now? Do I have to search google for everthing I want to know?
my answer:Google it you moron

Shailesh said...

Great answer, Mr Anonymous,

ur answer sums up meaning of whole post..

Keep commenting

Unknown said...

I had got *google it you moron* answers many a times and now I think it's the best way to find an answer by google. Why bother others when you can find something ourselves?